Want to learn how to pass a hair test in 2016? You’ve probably heard there’s no way to beat it, but that’s not the case. We cover proven techniques that will put you in the best position to pass your self-administered test.
Note about the timeline: Most hair tests go back 90 days. However, there are hair tests that can detect “bad stuff” up to one year. The hair tests that can test up to a year aren’t used often; they are typically reserved for legal situations. We suggest you research which type of the test you’ll be taking beforehand. If you’re unsure about your test’s details, we recommend starting a chat with QuickFixSynthetic.com (it’s free).
You can shave all the hair off your body. Okay, we understand this wasn’t a solution you were hoping for. Nonetheless, it’s important to discuss because it works.
Let’s assume you’ve been smoking for the last three months (heavily). You’re informed on Tuesday that you’ll have a hair test the following Monday.
If you shave off all your hair on Tuesday night, you can give your hair sample on Monday and have a strong chance of passing.
Shaving your entire body will give you a 5-7 day window to pass the test. It’s because your hair needs approximately one week to detect anything.
While the method works, it’s far from reasonable. You have to be willing to confront a doctor and keep a straight face about why you are completely bald (maybe you’re a swimmer?).
You’ll also have to deal with your current employer. They probably just interviewed you and saw hair on your body. It’s probably going to be an awkward first day when you walk in without hair.
Note: If you don’t have a hair sample to give for your test, the lab will usually ask for a urine sample. The bad news is you still need to pass your hair screening. The good news is the urine test is much easier to swing in your favor. Click here to read about how to pass a urine test.
Not digging the shaving option?
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As mentioned earlier, the lab will more than likely ask you to take a urine screening as an alternative. The good part news is the urine test is much easier to pass. Check out our page on how you can pass your urine test.
Quest Diagnostics is the leading facility for screenings in America. Watch the video below as they outline the hair test from their perspective.
A hair test is a popular way to see if you have been doing “bad things.” The hair test can detect up to 90 days, which is much longer than the commonly used urine test. If you’ve been asked to take a hair follicle test then expect to have a portion of your hair removed.
Don’t smoke much? Don’t smoke too often? You may be in luck when it comes to the hair test loophole.
Disclaimer: use the following advice at your own risk. We are not responsible for the result.
For this example, we will stick with smoking. Let’s say you only smoked one time in the past three months, and it was one hit out of a pipe (meaning a small amount). You will more than likely pass your test.
The test is looking for prolonged use. You’ll test positive when you use certain things over a stretch of a few days (or heavily on one day).
Example: you smoke a bowl a night for four days straight. Your chances of testing positive increase because you’re providing the test with a “clump” of usage. Essentially, you’re creating a spike for the small time interval of four days.
Alternatively, you will more than likely fail if you consumed a high amount, even though it was used on one occasion. Let’s say you smoked more than 0.5 gram on one night, and that was the only time you smoked over the course of 90 days. You are not looking good because you’ve created a similar situation to the person who smoked over four days. There’s a “clump” of usage that creates a spike. That’s an easy catch for the hair test.
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